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J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal


TAGS: new york large soda ban
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by vilnius

ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.


THE BIG TIME -


TAGS: drama llama new york broadway
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Not the first, and probably not the last, but such is the Internet.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:51 pm

I think I know a forum thread this could apply to.


NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.


TAGS: government law stupid new york
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by alanp1

falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am
WHY???????


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


GROSSLY OVERMATCHED - A.K.A. Twins vs. Yankees playoff series.




FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!


TAGS: new york city police department fire department ems paramedics
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:11 am
FDNY deserves a rest (and a snack) anytime they want.


Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!


MAY ASSIGNMENT CALENDAR -




TIMES SQUARE - It's the BOMB!


TAGS: times square new york bomb
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by BigJLewDawg

agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:20 pm
I'd have gone with "Blast"
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:19 pm
what a surprise. A pakistani. Who'd a thunk it


REASONS - You should always have at least four to support your positions.


TAGS: media corrupt new york times suck
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Anonim - October 26, 2009, 5:29 am
It's d*** funny reading U.S citizens label everything communist, when everyone else would label it centrist or even right wing.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:50 am
Amen - 5 lions 4 u. Same comment for the "Red Star" - Minneapolis Star Tribune - another communist piece of propoganda.


IDENTITY -


TAGS: movie celeb 1997 escape newyork
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by giulio

Doc - April 16, 2009, 9:24 am
"Snake Plissken... I thought you were dead."


In New York city -


TAGS: uss york russia memorial zoomer
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:07 pm
ohh ok ok. Cool.
steve1961 - May 29, 2013, 2:47 am
Ooooh! Now I get it...said everyone.
zoomer296 - May 28, 2013, 11:14 pm
It is the USS New York and it was forged from from the steel of the world trade center
Sho - May 28, 2013, 2:49 pm
i dont get it


NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


SCARE FORCE ONE: I'M SURE NEW YORK IS OVER THE WHOLE 9-11 THING BY NOW -


TAGS: scare force one air force one flyby manhattan new york ph**o op
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 5:22 am
Well somebody obviously went through a pretty ****ed up train of thought because.....it happened. Could be this kind of stupid train of thought, maybe not.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:09 pm
Left-justify... much?


NEW YORK KNICKS -


TAGS: york
Rating: 2.19/5


Blessing -




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